...After a ridiculously exciting weekend, I have decided to introduce the people in my life that make my outlandish lifestyle possible. For a person of such high caliber as me, it is difficult to confide in a group of friends. Although they all have their unique characteristics, the commonality we all share is living life to the fullest. We have a character for every situation.

Twinks anchors the group as our dessert connoisseur. We definitely count on this guy when searching for a place to satisfy the munchies or when needing to settle an argument on what exactly is in a Twinkie. More importantly, his knowledge of food proves as an invaluable asset when fishing for plus-sized beauties. Our bar tabs are kept under control by the one and only Benji Franks. His unique ability to keenly monitor every cent is second only to an army of super powered radars. He has such a talent for numbers that he once counted to infinity over breakfast. Our conversations are made all the more interesting with Vocab. He is like a personal Webster’s dictionary or thesaurus of un-invented words. He once claimed to “procrastinate” (he meant forecast) the weather. Speaking of the weather, my friend Orion typically spends his days lounging in the clouds. He once walked around a 175 acre campground in the dark, with his eyes closed, and had no recollection of the event. When asked about what got into him to go on such an excursion he responded, “I just had to pee.” Snappy is our token angry minority. Although he is not Mexican, his short temper only rivals that of a Chihuahua on steroids. Get him six inches from the hole, and if he three puts, beware of the trademark golf club launch. Mr. Bean lives on the west coast of our great nation. His name derives from his awkward physique’s similarity to that of a bean stock without the same type of “growth” spurt if you catch my drift (poor guy). Although he is missed, it is understood that the left coast fits his lanky, Honda Element driving, “dude bra” attitude more appropriately.

So there you have it. This is the group that makes my life interesting. Now that you know who they are, keep an eye out for our next adventure on rockyourtees.com and who knows, we may be hitting a city near you!