.…Where to go for inspiration, intoxication, and fornication? Upon pondering one of life’s most complicated questions, I received a call from my buddy Mr. Bean who resides in America’s most fertile ground for freaks, geeks, and tanned butt cheeks…Venice Beach, California. Coincidently he asks himself this question daily and was calling me for a suggestion. I took his call as a sign from the universe pointing me in the direction of my next adventure.

I soon hopped on a plane and as quick as I could help the stewardess join the mile high club (it’s not my fault she was mesmerized by my third leg) I arrived in Venice Beach. We partied it up at Town and Nikki’s Beach where we were in with the ladies just as sure as your local Denny’s was open for business on a drunken Saturday night. We met all three feats in Venice and even thought of some great ideas for your t-shirts. Stay tuned to RockYourTees.com for new designs and hit me up on Facebook to catch a glimpse of my west coast adventure.